The Amityville movie series is one of those franchises that just won’t give up the ghost, it doesn’t seem to matter that in the almost forty years since the original movie was released that none of them have been particularly…
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Are you afraid of the dark? It’s plying on this age old fear that has kept the horror industry in business, whether it be malevolent spirits or machete wielding serial killers it’s the fear of what is hidden in the…
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If a ghost goes boo in a forest does anybody care? Hollywood has made several remakes of various Japanese horror films over the years, but surprisingly enough this movie, though it takes place in Japan, is not an American remake…
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For many people the holidays are a nightmare; crappy relatives, fighting to find the perfect gift, and hiding from that one bloke at work who carries around a sprig of mistletoe, but Hollywood loves to once in a while make…
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Hi Jay, I we have your test results back, and I have some bad news for you. Your results show that you have contracted a rare strain of the herpes virus, known as HJC-1, or more recently as ‘It’. Typical symptoms are being pursued by a Michael Myers-esqe specter that will follow you relentlessly, albeit slowly. Here are some pamphlets in regards to the moral implications of passing it on to unwitting sexual partners. Please reach out to your campus student support center if you need any additional assistance.
When I was about seven years old my parents went off to a funeral while my sisters and I stayed home, as it wasn’t relatives us kids knew all that well who had died. My sisters thought it would be…
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