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Tag Archive: movie
You have to hand it to Joss Whedon for is his visionary style of direction and writing. He’s been notorious for having quite the imagination for a while, but if both The Avengers and its sequel Age of Ultron are…
Yesterday was Community Day at Cineplex. I decided to take my brother to see Free birds as a treat and it shocked me.
Comedies are my pride and joy, I find humour in many things, and movies are definitely no exception.
As it was midnight watching this, I could not resist having several strips of bacon. I think I will make that a new tradition. Midnight movie bacon.