I was kind of hoping this film would be about Jane Fonda going on a killing spree or maybe Susanne Summers knocking people off with her killer thighs, but this unfortunately is not the case; instead we’re treated to over a dozen deaths with most of them being committed with a giant safety pin. Yes…
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Red Eye (2005) – Review
By the end of the 90s director, Wes Craven had already cemented his position as one of the true kings of horror, from grungy low-budget offerings like The Hills Have Eyes, a supernatural outing that brought the world Freddy Krueger and the meta-horror of the Scream franchise, but in 2005 with a screenplay by Carl…
Cursed (2005) – Review
When it comes to horror movies the werewolf has always been treated like the vampires ugly stepsister, where the vampire is most often portrayed as a suave, mysterious, and charismatic creatures of the night, while the werewolf is usually just a slobbering monster that will either tear out your throat or maybe piddle on your…
The Last Legion (2007) – Review
The Last Legion follows in the footsteps of Antoine Fuqua’s King Arthur in that it gives us Roman origins for the Arthurian stories, and sure there are historians who believe that Arthur may have been a Roman soldier, and who knows they might be right, but I for one would rather see the end of…
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) – Review
Director Uwe “I’m the only genius in the industry” Boll makes another glorious attempt at translating a video game to the big screen and, to no one’s surprise, he once again makes a large steaming pile of cinematic dung that leaves actors praying that this film will be struck from their IMDB page.