First things first, I have to tell you up front that I have a very shitty person in my life who bought me a very shitty game. I hate that person now, that person is my newest most worst enemy. They gifted me this bullshit game, which is a game only by the loosest definition. YOU HOLD SPACE BAR AND GET TO PICK ONE OPTION ONE DAMN TIME. SPOILER ALERT THE GAME ENDS WITH THE DEVELOPERS THANKING YOU FOR READING! I can’t believe this horse shit was released as a game. This is just some neckbearded weirdoes highschool anime fuck story. This is the kind of thing that kid who wore a Naruto headband to math class would write in the back of his notebooks.
Arguing that this is a game is like arguing that VOYAGER WAS THE GOOD STAR TREK. You are wrong, there is no disputing the fact you are wrong, and I want you to feel bad about how wrong you are. You idiot.
NOW IF I WAS TO REVIEW THIS AS A NOVEL. IT WOULD ALSO BE A SHITTY NOVEL WRITTEN BY A WEIRDO FOR OTHER WEIRDOS.
This gets no rating. It’s terrible. 0/10. I’m gonna go watch The Ghostbusters and hope I can forget I own this stupid baby idiot thing for losers.
Not a game..
Game? - /10
This is bad, I am bad for receiving a copy as a gift.