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Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985) – Review
How do you follow up a classic like Joe Dante’s The Howling, a film that is still considered by most as one of the best in the genre? The producers of Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf clearly thought casting legendary Christopher Lee and the awesome Sybil Danning would be enough to compensate for…
Bloodborne, a Masterpiece of Gameplay and Difficulty.
Out of all the games that have come out in 2015, Bloodborne has set itself apart, with a fresh gameplay style that is different enough from FromSoftware’s other games, and yet still feels like a “Souls” game.
Tarzan and the Lost Safari (1957) – Review
See Tarzan in glorious COLOR. This MGM Tarzan movie was the first one to be filmed in colour, and though it boasts being shot on location in Nairobi, British East Africa, none of the actors left the sound stages in England, and once again Gordon Scott returns for his second outing as Tarzan, yet Jane…
American Guinea Pig: Bouquet of Guts and Gore (2014) – Review
***DISCLAIMER*** If you are in a nervous disposition, or under the legal age limit to view the equivalent of NC-17 rated films, we highly suggest that you do not scroll any further. The review’s descriptions, and the pictures contained within this review, feature extreme depictions of bloody violence and gore, and are not to…