There’s weird, and then there’s Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell, a movie so jaw-droppingly odd it makes you wonder if everyone involved was under the influence of either experimental sake or sheer despair. Directed by Hajime Sato, this 1968 “sci-fi horror” flick tries to combine political satire, vampire aliens, and airplane disaster melodrama, and ends…
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The Creeping Terror (1964) – Review
Some horror movies are so terrifying that you can’t sleep at night. The Creeping Terror is so terrifying that you might not stay awake at all. This 1964 “monster” movie is the kind of thing that makes you wonder if Ed Wood had an evil twin who was even worse at his job.
The Horror of Party Beach (1964) – Review
Some films are so bad they circle back around to being fun. Others are so bad they leave you with a headache and an existential crisis. The Horror of Party Beach is both; it’s a movie that wants to be a teen beach musical, a gore-soaked monster movie, and a public service announcement about nuclear…
Masters of the Universe (1987) – Review
1987’s Masters of the Universe is one of those gloriously misguided Cannon Films productions that swings for the stars and lands somewhere behind a California strip mall. It’s a movie that dares to ask, “What if cosmic fantasy looked like a low-budget cop drama?” The result is a fascinating, baffling, occasionally entertaining mess that somehow…
House of the Dead (2003) – Review
Uwe Boll once described 2003’s House of the Dead as a prequel to the 1997 arcade game, which is already a sentence that should have triggered a wellness check. The original game barely had a plot beyond “shoot the zombies before they eat your face,” so naturally someone decided it needed lore. What we got…