By the 1980s, Beauty and the Beast had already been adapted so many times that the story was basically on autopilot. Naturally, Cannon Films looked at that pile of versions and thought, “Yes, what this needs is a budget that barely covers catering and a dream.” The result is the 1987 entry in their Cannon…
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Invasion U.S.A. (1985) – Review
Chuck Norris doesn’t call 911. 911 calls him. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in homeland security. Homeland Security believes in Chuck Norris. In 1985, America was invaded. Chuck Norris filed the eviction notice.
Hercules (1983) – Review
Superhero fans will most likely know professional bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno from his stint playing The Incredible Hulk for the CBS television series co-starring the late great Bill Bixby but when that show concluded in 1982 Ferrigno set his sights on the big screen in the hopes of achieving the superstardom of fellow bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger,…
Sword of the Valiant (1984) – Review
It’s common knowledge that Cannon films are done on the cheap. As a result, most of their output is of a less-than-notable quality — they basically killed the Superman franchise with their installment — but with Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, we get a film that brilliantly…