In 1986 David Cronenberg helmed one of the all-time great horror remakes, unfortunately for us, Cronenberg wasn’t interested in tackling a sequel, so instead of us getting another intelligent adult horror film the people over at Fox gave us a generic teenage monster movie that had none of the thematic elements of the original.
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Velma: Season 1 (2023) – Review
With this series, HBO Max attempts to capture the adult edge that made their Harley Quinn series so popular but right out of the gate they had to deal with angry Scooby-Doo fans who were already pissed that HBO had cancelled the animated movie Scooby-Doo! Holiday Haunt, instead, they launched a new series that would…
Mandy (2018) – Review
If your response to a religious cult burning your wife alive is to forge a badass axe, hunt them down, and violently murder them all, you should take a look in the mirror because you might be Nicolas Cage. When one settles in to watch a Nicholas Cage movie, it’s a good idea to know…
The Scouts’ Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) – Review
At risk of sounding unprofessional, I’m sure that at least a good portion of you reading this review, and have read my other reviews, are aware that even as a self-proclaimed cinephile, I never really have particularly high hopes for a film that isn’t part of some franchise I adore ever-so-much. This is because unlike…
Crimson Peak (2015) – Review
If a Mario Bava movie married a Dario Argento film and then shacked up in Hammer Studios the result would have most likely looked a lot like Crimson Peak.