Uwe Boll once described 2003’s House of the Dead as a prequel to the 1997 arcade game, which is already a sentence that should have triggered a wellness check. The original game barely had a plot beyond “shoot the zombies before they eat your face,” so naturally someone decided it needed lore. What we got…
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Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972) – Review
The filmography of Bob Clark is a truly interesting thing, his work includes such titles as the horror classic Black Christmas, the classic sex comedy Porky’s and one of the all-time greatest holiday movies A Christmas Story, but today we will look at one of his earliest offerings, a grim little horror flick called Children…