Uwe Boll once described 2003’s House of the Dead as a prequel to the 1997 arcade game, which is already a sentence that should have triggered a wellness check. The original game barely had a plot beyond “shoot the zombies before they eat your face,” so naturally someone decided it needed lore. What we got…
Tag: Uwe Boll
In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission (2014) – Review
In this last installment of the In the Name of the King trilogy, Uwe “Why do people keep giving me money?” Boll returns to make another nonsensical piece of cinematic trash.
In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011) – Review
I’m not sure who keeps giving Uwe Boll money to make films, but after all these terrible movies he’s made, I’m starting to suspect he is pulling a Max Bialystock scam from The Producers, and that he is intentionally making flops.