Tarzan (2003) The Complete Series

In 2003 Eric Kripke was hungry to get anything into production and when his pitch for a updated Tarzan series, with Jane a police detective and Tarzan on the run from an evil uncle, he was a first happy that it got greenlit, but less happy when he realized he would have to come up with an entire seasons worth of shows and all he had was the pilot in his head. The show managed to lumber through eight episodes before being mercifully cancelled and creator Eric Kripke is on record for saying it was, “A Piece of Crap?” Being a lifelong fan of things Tarzan I had to see just how bad it could be. Having now watched all eight episodes I can honestly say, “It was pretty bad.”

Below you will find my reviews for all eight of this short lived show’s episodes.  Just click on the links to enter the mean streets of New York City with Officer Jane Porter and her boy toy Tarzan.

blankThe Pilot

In The Pilot Detective Jane Porter meets a hunky Tarzan amongst the dangers of the concrete jungle. Tarzan himself is on the run from his evil Uncle.

eps 2Episode Two: Secrets and Lies

In Secrets and Lies we get Tarzan facing a bunch of thrill junkies and Jane’s insane jealous boyfriend.  Also Lucy Lawless shows up as Tarzan’s aunt.  So that’s nice.

eps 3Episode Three: Wages of Sin

In Wages of Sin Jane gets all angsty about her relationship with Tarzan, and only take a break from worrying about her loins long enough to look for a kidnapped child.

eps 4Episode Four: Rules of Engagement

In Rules of Engagement a vigilante sniper is prowling the rooftops of New York City but he makes a big mistake when he puts Tarzan’s girlfriend in his sights.

eps 5Episode Five: Emotional Rescue

In Emotional Rescue Jane’s sister gets Tarzan to help free her best friend from the clutches of a serial killer.

eps 6Episode Six: Surrender

In Surrender the police find out Jane and Tarzan were involved in Detective Foster’s death, and now they are on the run from friends and foe alike.

eps lastEpisode Seven: For Love of Country

In For Love of Country Tarzan and Jane decide to flee to the countryside while two obsessed cops try and track them down. Sadly Jason Vorhees does not make an appearance

eps 8Episode Eight: The End of the Beginning

In The End of the Beginning Tarzan and Jane return to the city to face Richard Clayton and the murder charges they’ve been running from.

An updated version of Tarzan could have worked. Having everyone’s favorite hero using his skills in the concrete jungle in aide of a Jane who is now a police detective is not a terrible idea. The cast of actors involved all give as good a performance as the material allowed, but therein lies the rub. Without a clear idea in what direction they wanted the show to move in creator Eric Kripke venture was an attempted and it’s cancellation after only eight episodes was almost predetermined.

To see how Tarzan fared over the years in the movies check out: Tarzan at the Movies: From Weissmuller to Disney

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