Somewhere between a fairy tale, a therapy session, and a full-on digital spectacle, Mamoru Hosoda’s Belle manages to be both dazzling and emotionally raw. It borrows the bones of Beauty and the Beast and then wires them into a glowing, algorithm-driven world where identity is fluid and trauma has a username. The result is messy,…
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Beauty and the Beast (1987) – Review
By the 1980s, Beauty and the Beast had already been adapted so many times that the story was basically on autopilot. Naturally, Cannon Films looked at that pile of versions and thought, “Yes, what this needs is a budget that barely covers catering and a dream.” The result is the 1987 entry in their Cannon…
The Horror of Party Beach (1964) – Review
Some films are so bad they circle back around to being fun. Others are so bad they leave you with a headache and an existential crisis. The Horror of Party Beach is both; it’s a movie that wants to be a teen beach musical, a gore-soaked monster movie, and a public service announcement about nuclear…
Beauty and the Beast (1991) – Review
There’s a special category of movie that makes you feel slightly embarrassed for every other film that tried and failed to be timeless. Disney’s Beauty and the Beast sits there, arms crossed, quietly judging them. It’s polished, heartfelt, and annoyingly close to perfect for something about a guy who gets turned into a very angry…
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) – Review
Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame is perhaps the most ambitious animated film the studio ever attempted during its Renaissance era. Based on Victor Hugo’s dark and tragic novel, the film dares to tackle mature themes such as religious hypocrisy, persecution, lust, and genocide, all within the constraints of a Disney musical. Yeah, that was…