Somewhere along the line, someone looked at Beauty and the Beast, a story that has survived centuries of retellings, and decided it needed to be dragged through a bargain-bin fantasy filter. The 2009 adaptation arrived with the cinematic grace of a dropped cinder block, armed with bad acting, worse effects, and a script that felt…
Tag: Romance
Beauty and the Beast (1962) – Review
Somewhere in the early 1960s, American International Pictures looked at a centuries-old fairy tale and thought, “What if we did this quickly and on a budget?” The result is the 1962 Beauty and the Beast, directed by Edward L. Cahn and featuring creature make-up by horror legend Jack Pierce, which at least gives the production…
The Scarlet Flower (1952) – Review
Lev Atamanov’s The Scarlet Flower stands as one of the crown jewels of early Soviet animation, a work where folk tradition and painterly visuals collide with quiet emotional power. His film adapts Sergey Aksakov’s beloved literary fairy tale with remarkable fidelity, creating a world that feels both intimate and mythic. Even today, this 1952 feature…
Beauty and the Beast (1991) – Review
There’s a special category of movie that makes you feel slightly embarrassed for every other film that tried and failed to be timeless. Disney’s Beauty and the Beast sits there, arms crossed, quietly judging them. It’s polished, heartfelt, and annoyingly close to perfect for something about a guy who gets turned into a very angry…
La Belle et la Bête (1946) – Review
Jean Cocteau’s La Belle et la Bête feels like a poet wandered into filmmaking, decided realism was overrated, and built a world out of dreams instead. The result plays less like a conventional production and more like something unearthed from the collective subconscious. It’s beautiful, unsettling, and just coherent enough to keep you from questioning…